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13.06.2025 04:30

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
What Happened at Pitchfork’s Zine Launch With Turnstile - Pitchfork
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Can Djokovic climb the mountain? - Roland Garros
—
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The LAX/Metro Transit Center is opening today—here’s what you need to know - Time Out
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
How humpback whales are playfully communicating with humans, according to scientists - ABC News
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
No way